Things I would never do.

I used to have a long list of silly things that I would NEVER do.  God knew about this list and gave me a little boy just to show me how little control I actually have.  Here are some of them.
1. I would never be that white trash that lets there kid run around outside with no shoes and a diaper.
2. I would never let my kid get all wet and then play in the sand box.
3. I would never proceed to bathe that dirty sand covered child in the baby pool.
....well here is the evidence.  I am a changed woman.

No caption needed.

Is he funny or what?  Oh yeah those cut off sleeves were on my never list too...it goes on and on.

What is wrong with this kid?